Thursday, June 26, 2008

Homemade Erotic Game



Admittedly, some jobs are more vigorous than others. But when you're a thrifty whore, even a girl by herself can be a bit adventurous! Naturally, after any rowdy rendezvous there can be some damage, particularly with accessories. A thrifty whore's jewelry isn't expensive and often takes the brunt of a good hump. A good bump is bound to break your baubles, their backs and/or fronts to be lost forever. If the jewelry itself hangs on tight like one of your more needy johns, sometimes the jewel itself pops out (and we all know how startling that can be)!

It's always a girl's first instinct to throw these sparkly casualties away, but, as a thrifty gal I second guess that impulse and stash the broken goods away for a rainy day repair.

Then I remember: rainy days are some of my busiest work days! When people say they save money for a rainy day, lots of those people are horny men! So to entertain myself, and sometimes to start the erotic events off slowly, I invented a great way to get some new kicks from my old jewelry.




All you need is a piece of paper on which to draw a rather A-sexual figure -- you can get as creative as you want with this, or simply draw a stick figure. Just be sure to draw a very basic human figure.













The distinction of male or female -- or any combination of the two -- comes with the placement of your jewelry as demonstrated in the following photos: